And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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