She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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I like to imagine this is a lesbian first date.
I'm not sure which is worse: That this isn't the first time I've seen/heard the phrase, "licking whiskey out of the carpet", or that (at least in this case) it's not a euphemism.
Lmao crazydoglady ftw