So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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You remind his drunk mom of her drunken experiments with women in college in the 80s. Look at the bright side: she likes you. You're doing better than a lot of young women.
At least she wasn't naked (one hopes)!
Incest much. Gross.
Do you think his Mom would have tackled you if she were sober? You might want to ease up on the booze.
How does this happen once, let alone multiple times??
Mommy wanted a little piece o' action, as Mr W. Axel Rose was fond of saying
Cause momma wants to play.