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  • wow. talk about pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:16pm
  • lololollolololo ur not a hor just dumb ive pirate eyes plent of girls and sent um packing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:48am
  • Seriously, she's doing a horrible thing but 4:11 is pushing it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:55am
  • omg i hate cum hair, esp if it dries its like impossible to get out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:49pm
  • good night? or best night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:46am
  • LOL @ 6:38 Thank you! Dumbass temecula girls with ugg boots and short denim skirts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:07pm
  • DONT drink & drive, you could seriously spill your drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:54pm
  • slut and a dangerous one at that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:20pm
  • this one is so fuckin fake... no one lets cum dry in their hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:34pm
  • yeah? did ya get shot in the face? aww too bad..... you probably deserve it though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:48pm
  • hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahaah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Oh lord, obviously someone just spunked and kicked your drunk ass out, next time, call a cab you dumb cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Fucking disgusting.. The drinking and driving part. Who cares about her being cum slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Daddys little girl is all grown up and showing how well she can "do it" by herself. Precious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Anonymous said... you know you're a slut when you let someone cum on your face June 14, 2009 6:27PM ~i let my husband cum on my face... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:09pm
  • why is it always the left eye?!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:53am
  • this girl is my dream girl... the only problem is i don't want to see her because i suspect that it would ruin the fantasy... and i'm in the 951 as well... so CUM HAIR GIRL!!! FIND ME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:45pm
  • cum in the eye can blind you for a day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:08am
  • I hate having dry cum during the walk of shame it's like a bright, crusting flag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:53am
  • must be a temecula girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:38pm
  • I think you are SPUNK DRUNK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:43pm
  • you couldnt take the time to take ur dirty ass to the bathroom and wash that shit off ur face? riiighhht

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:30am
  • I'm with 3:55PM on this one. I hope someone she cares about is killed by a drunk driver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:11pm
  • It's totally degrading to jizz on a girls face. i find it both funny and disgusting! i dont talk to those chicks who let guys do that. unless i'm desperate and need a good blow job than i let my cum flow too! haha i love Cumblicial Cords! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:46am
  • Hahaha, my boyfriend cummed in my hair, but I washed it right after. 4:11, that is an incredibly shitty thing to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:33pm
  • my boyfriend's cum has DEFINITELY dried in my hair before. I had no idea so the next morning when I was straightening my hair with a flat iron before lunch with my extended family, all the sudden on one piece of hair, it got hot and the bathroom smelled like cum. grosssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:16pm
  • June 15 9:46 I think your tragedy is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:35pm
  • sorry ashley. I meant to hit the lips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:31pm
  • why let it dry... if you've got long hair honey, suck on it.. YUM... i love stale cum thats caught in my hair...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:30am
  • it disgusts me that not only would this girl drive drunk, especially at at time when people are more likely to be on the road, but she would fucking brag about it on here. you deserve to be thrown in jail. maybe when someone you love is walking right next to you on the sidewalk, and she is smashed against the side of building by a drunk driver and killed --and you SEE THE WHOLE THING--you'll learn your lesson. dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:46pm
  • you know you're a slut when you let someone cum on your face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:27pm
  • 4:11 you're a major dick, not much else to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:39am
  • 2:30AM... ew. this girl is a hooooo fo sho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:17am
  • Too bad you couldn't have gone to jail looking like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:21am
  • Wow I can't believe people can respect themselves and others (Drunk driving) so little. You should really grow the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:10pm
  • 11:07 on the 14th... You are my hero, too true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:39am
  • Fuck drunk drivers

    Submitted by djk37 on Feb 8, 11 at 1:06pm
  • YAR MATEY! Thar be jizz in yur eye!

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:20am
  • *googles 951 area code...... booking a room in said area code*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:12pm
  • IT's too bad that 2:30am is a BOY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:25am
  • drunk driving sucks, my grandma got killed by a drunk driver when i was 10.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Drunk Driving is Great! Just throw it on autopilot and call it a day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:45pm
  • woow i really wish you got pulled over and learned your lesson, drunk driving is so stupid let alone driving on the wrong fu•king side of the street

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:06am
  • hahahahahhahahah whatever bitches this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:24pm
  • it doesnt make you a slut if someone cums on your face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Who cares about your sexual proclivities; you are a retard for driving drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:55am
  • this could be on FML as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • wow .. you and 3:02 are some nasty hoes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:53pm
  • soooo... whats the rest of your number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:05pm
  • i think everyone wants to call this person... i live in murrieta...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:14pm
  • totally done that, minus the cum part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:07pm
  • whoa haha you a hooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:48pm
  • shenanigans. not a slut. Caring person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:26am
  • You didn't wipe the cum off your face? Nobody in their right mind would do that...drunk or sober. I call fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:17pm
  • sad but all too familiar story. texts like this make me feel better about the choices i make. they may not be good, but at least i'm not alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Why is everyone here assuming the poster is female?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:10pm
  • 4:54...... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:55pm
  • one of my walks of shame: after a Halloween party, walked back at 10/11ish in the morning the next day from my dates dorm in my skanky referee costume right when all the football crowds, traffic, & families were walking to the stadium which is right next to his dorm...I was even in my black "stripper boots" FML-oops haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:47am
  • fuck you for driving drunk u ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:10am
  • This happened to me only I was at work right after it and I'm a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:34am
  • How does this happen, seriously? Where were you having sex that didn't have *any* running water, or some sort of rag, even? God, wipe it on your shirt, something.

    Submitted by steenerstoner on Oct 3, 10 at 11:02am
  • Eeeeeew

    Submitted by mug on Nov 21, 11 at 9:55pm
  • that would have been a great mug shot on the smoking gun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:04am
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