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  • 66 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:16pm

    wow. talk about pathetic

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:46am

    good night? or best night?

  • 55 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:54pm

    DONT drink & drive, you could seriously spill your drink.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:53am

    why is it always the left eye?!!!!

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:07pm

    LOL @ 6:38 Thank you! Dumbass temecula girls with ugg boots and short denim skirts.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:45pm

    this girl is my dream girl... the only problem is i don't want to see her because i suspect that it would ruin the fantasy... and i'm in the 951 as well... so CUM HAIR GIRL!!! FIND ME!

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:55am

    Seriously, she's doing a horrible thing but 4:11 is pushing it

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:07pm

    hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahaah

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:53am

    I hate having dry cum during the walk of shame it's like a bright, crusting flag

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:48pm

    yeah? did ya get shot in the face? aww too bad..... you probably deserve it though

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:49pm

    omg i hate cum hair, esp if it dries its like impossible to get out

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:20pm

    slut and a dangerous one at that

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:28pm

    Daddys little girl is all grown up and showing how well she can "do it" by herself. Precious.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:33pm

    Hahaha, my boyfriend cummed in my hair, but I washed it right after. 4:11, that is an incredibly shitty thing to say.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:34pm

    this one is so fuckin fake... no one lets cum dry in their hair.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:16pm

    my boyfriend's cum has DEFINITELY dried in my hair before. I had no idea so the next morning when I was straightening my hair with a flat iron before lunch with my extended family, all the sudden on one piece of hair, it got hot and the bathroom smelled like cum. grosssss

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:39am

    4:11 you're a major dick, not much else to it

  • 48 50
    Submitted by djk37 on Feb 8, 11 at 1:06pm

    Fuck drunk drivers

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:49pm

    Oh lord, obviously someone just spunked and kicked your drunk ass out, next time, call a cab you dumb cunt.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:27pm

    you know you're a slut when you let someone cum on your face

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:11pm

    I'm with 3:55PM on this one. I hope someone she cares about is killed by a drunk driver.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:55pm

    Fucking disgusting.. The drinking and driving part. Who cares about her being cum slut

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:46am

    It's totally degrading to jizz on a girls face. i find it both funny and disgusting! i dont talk to those chicks who let guys do that. unless i'm desperate and need a good blow job than i let my cum flow too! haha i love Cumblicial Cords! ;)

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:31pm

    sorry ashley. I meant to hit the lips.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:30am

    you couldnt take the time to take ur dirty ass to the bathroom and wash that shit off ur face? riiighhht

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:48am

    lololollolololo ur not a hor just dumb ive pirate eyes plent of girls and sent um packing

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:09pm

    Anonymous said... you know you're a slut when you let someone cum on your face June 14, 2009 6:27PM ~i let my husband cum on my face... :)

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:10pm

    Wow I can't believe people can respect themselves and others (Drunk driving) so little. You should really grow the fuck up.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:45pm

    Drunk Driving is Great! Just throw it on autopilot and call it a day

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:30am

    why let it dry... if you've got long hair honey, suck on it.. YUM... i love stale cum thats caught in my hair...

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:53pm

    wow .. you and 3:02 are some nasty hoes.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:38pm

    must be a temecula girl

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:06am

    woow i really wish you got pulled over and learned your lesson, drunk driving is so stupid let alone driving on the wrong fu•king side of the street

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:02pm

    sad but all too familiar story. texts like this make me feel better about the choices i make. they may not be good, but at least i'm not alone.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:46pm

    it disgusts me that not only would this girl drive drunk, especially at at time when people are more likely to be on the road, but she would fucking brag about it on here. you deserve to be thrown in jail. maybe when someone you love is walking right next to you on the sidewalk, and she is smashed against the side of building by a drunk driver and killed --and you SEE THE WHOLE THING--you'll learn your lesson. dumb bitch.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:43pm

    I think you are SPUNK DRUNK

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:39am

    11:07 on the 14th... You are my hero, too true!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:03pm

    drunk driving sucks, my grandma got killed by a drunk driver when i was 10.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:33pm

    it doesnt make you a slut if someone cums on your face

  • 40 53
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:20am

    YAR MATEY! Thar be jizz in yur eye!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:10am

    fuck you for driving drunk u ass

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:48pm

    whoa haha you a hooooooooo

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:12pm

    *googles 951 area code...... booking a room in said area code*

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:14pm

    i think everyone wants to call this person... i live in murrieta...

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:35pm

    June 15 9:46 I think your tragedy is hilarious

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:21am

    Too bad you couldn't have gone to jail looking like that.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:17am

    2:30AM... ew. this girl is a hooooo fo sho.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:28pm

    this could be on FML as well

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:55am

    Who cares about your sexual proclivities; you are a retard for driving drunk.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:17pm

    You didn't wipe the cum off your face? Nobody in their right mind would do that...drunk or sober. I call fake.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:07pm

    totally done that, minus the cum part.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:34am

    This happened to me only I was at work right after it and I'm a man

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:24pm

    hahahahahhahahah whatever bitches this is funny

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:25am

    IT's too bad that 2:30am is a BOY!

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:05pm

    soooo... whats the rest of your number?

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:08am

    cum in the eye can blind you for a day

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:55pm

    4:54...... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:10pm

    Why is everyone here assuming the poster is female?

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:26am

    shenanigans. not a slut. Caring person

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:04am

    that would have been a great mug shot on the smoking gun

  • 17 40
    Submitted by mug on Nov 21, 11 at 9:55pm

    Eeeeeew

  • 27 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:47am

    one of my walks of shame: after a Halloween party, walked back at 10/11ish in the morning the next day from my dates dorm in my skanky referee costume right when all the football crowds, traffic, & families were walking to the stadium which is right next to his dorm...I was even in my black "stripper boots" FML-oops haha

  • 27 68
    Submitted by steenerstoner on Oct 3, 10 at 11:02am

    How does this happen, seriously? Where were you having sex that didn't have *any* running water, or some sort of rag, even? God, wipe it on your shirt, something.