You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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