You can't special order awesome
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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