Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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