hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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