i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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6:49, cucumbers are a fruit.
i only practice on little boys, thankyouverymuch
Well maybe not for a baby shower. Nice to show the proper technique maybe, but it's already too late.
I know. I am just pointing out that certain activities contribute to the glass ceiling etc.
Take some midol, and chill out, its funny
10:53 you might want to go to different parties.
cucumber with two strawberries dangling below...
guess it depends how good you are at it.
1.03 is a dumbass who doesnt get what a sense of humor ACTUALLY means. have you ever gotten laid or are you just jealous of the girls that can?
The OP could be a guy, you know. I've seen guys do this at parties, but never seen a girl do it.
Thank you, 6:57
Can anyone think of a phallic vegetable?
Only at a party with your family is that not an appropriate trick.
are you a guest or are you the entertainment?
Cucumbers /are/ fruit. Look it up.
Well, let's be honest, in my case, a strawberry.
Oh wow. So much anger. Chill.
a carrot, thats probably as close at it gets.
Depends on the party
Feminists, your the reason why men dont respect women, take some midol and shut the hell up. Haterz everywhere we go, haterz everywhere we go (B.O.B)
There's only a ceiling if you let yourself be boxed, idiot
Feminists are the reason why men dont respect women. Take some midol and shut the hell up. Haterz
dont waste good fruit, practice on me :)
I'm an idiot because white males are given advantages? Do you even know what the glass ceiling is?
A gherkin, if you're unlucky in life.
How are fruits more appropriate? Cucumbers = not ok, but bananas = ok? You must be a little guy :)
8:03, i think i love you
11:56 if youre only going bitch about womens rights and set backs and so forth, why are you even looking at this site?
Im a woman btw so dont go all feminist on me. Shave your legs and you might get laid. Then you might be able to relax.
Face it, females have the advantage...they got 1/2 the money, but all the pussy!
Yes, you moron. I'm a female and refuse to be limited by bitches like you who don't want to work for a living and want to have everything handed to them. Do the work and there won't be a limit to your career potential. Wasn't really what the post was about though, now was it?
A carrot, maybe...if it was deformed
Can I get this bitch's number?
thats not the only reason women aren't respected...
Doing things like this in public is why men don't respect women. Thank you for setting us back in our efforts to be treated as equals.
Yeah. Not a great impression though.
A potato? I'm Irish and that's not why they call me the Potato-man.
What a whore, who would do that at a party.
I must say, the only woman i have ever seen fellaish a potato is one that i HIGHLY respect.
If you're reading that from California, yeah, i mean you.
8:03 is a dumbass who doesn't know what feminism ACTUALLY means.