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  • 6:49, cucumbers are a fruit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:57pm
  • I know. I am just pointing out that certain activities contribute to the glass ceiling etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:03am
  • i only practice on little boys, thankyouverymuch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Well maybe not for a baby shower. Nice to show the proper technique maybe, but it's already too late.

    Submitted by hpd1344 on Mar 18, 11 at 9:43pm
  • Take some midol, and chill out, its funny

    Submitted by BigAl1028 on Sep 11, 10 at 11:24am
  • 10:53 you might want to go to different parties. just saying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:57pm
  • 1.03 is a dumbass who doesnt get what a sense of humor ACTUALLY means. have you ever gotten laid or are you just jealous of the girls that can?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:37pm
  • cucumber with two strawberries dangling below...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:29pm
  • guess it depends how good you are at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Only at a party with your family is that not an appropriate trick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Cucumbers /are/ fruit. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:35pm
  • are you a guest or are you the entertainment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Oh wow. So much anger. Chill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:57am
  • Well, let's be honest, in my case, a strawberry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Thank you, 6:57 Can anyone think of a phallic vegetable?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Depends on the party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Feminists, your the reason why men dont respect women, take some midol and shut the hell up. Haterz everywhere we go, haterz everywhere we go (B.O.B)

    Submitted by BigAl1028 on Sep 11, 10 at 11:16am
  • The OP could be a guy, you know. I've seen guys do this at parties, but never seen a girl do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:53am
  • a carrot, thats probably as close at it gets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:00pm
  • I'm an idiot because white males are given advantages? Do you even know what the glass ceiling is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:01am
  • There's only a ceiling if you let yourself be boxed, idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:34am
  • dont waste good fruit, practice on me :)

    Submitted by mikescott on Mar 23, 11 at 2:24am
  • How are fruits more appropriate? Cucumbers = not ok, but bananas = ok? You must be a little guy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Feminists are the reason why men dont respect women. Take some midol and shut the hell up. Haterz

    Submitted by BigAl1028 on Sep 11, 10 at 11:20am
  • 11:56 if youre only going bitch about womens rights and set backs and so forth, why are you even looking at this site? Im a woman btw so dont go all feminist on me. Shave your legs and you might get laid. Then you might be able to relax.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:03am
  • A gherkin, if you're unlucky in life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Face it, females have the advantage...they got 1/2 the money, but all the pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:55am
  • Yes, you moron. I'm a female and refuse to be limited by bitches like you who don't want to work for a living and want to have everything handed to them. Do the work and there won't be a limit to your career potential. Wasn't really what the post was about though, now was it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:06am
  • 8:03, i think i love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:38am
  • Vegetables, no. Fruits/men, yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Can I get this bitch's number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:56pm
  • A carrot, maybe...if it was deformed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Doing things like this in public is why men don't respect women. Thank you for setting us back in our efforts to be treated as equals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Yeah. Not a great impression though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:03pm
  • thats not the only reason women aren't respected...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:01am
  • What a whore, who would do that at a party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:09pm
  • A potato? I'm Irish and that's not why they call me the Potato-man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I must say, the only woman i have ever seen fellaish a potato is one that i HIGHLY respect. If you're reading that from California, yeah, i mean you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:40am
  • 8:03 is a dumbass who doesn't know what feminism ACTUALLY means.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:03am