Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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