I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we have officially lost it.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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