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  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:19pm

    Ok the dumbass that said "OMG did you die"is a fycking retard!!!!

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:11pm

    11:45: House or hose? And "stupider"? Really? 1:29: Read your question again and think for a minute. If you can't figure out the problem, there's nothing I can do for you.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:18pm

    Haha I'm from this area code

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:55am

    Dude water beds are the shit! They also make for interesting sex

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:45am

    Ahaha. At least you didn't take a house to your actual mattress or something even stupider.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:59am

    The water will get cold. No matter, just drop in a heater to warm it up.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:48pm

    I hope you have gills dip shit!!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:16am

    U dumb ass. Ur gunna drown dip shit. Luky ur as lived.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:52am

    I hope you drown asshole

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:05am

    are you texting from beyond the grave?

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:57am

    For another, people don't usually drown falling asleep in waterbeds.

  • 25 28
    Submitted by vilemthewinner on Feb 16, 12 at 6:19pm

    Whitney Houston's last text :/