If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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