Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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I don't think parenting is an issue here although the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem lol
It never says anywhere that the OP is the father. I have gone to Mother's day brunches and am not a mother. So chill.
*ahem* ... Allow me to begin the requisite, if somewhat idiosyncratic for tfnl "terrible parent flaming":\n\nYou're a miserable excuse for a father and should be neutered so that you can no longer sire children, have fun in the 10th circle of Hell...\n\nTruthfully, this is
*** the kind of father I'd like to be.\n / fist bump
Welcome to rock bottom