think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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