It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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My mom would have thrown everything I owned into the street by 6:30. Grow up and learn respect (and the number for AA).
Youre lucky, mine would have shot me lol
If you're drinking to the point where you're doing things to damage personal and family relationships, please, get help.
If I were your older brother or your dad, your dental bill would be an expensive one.
Doesn't need to fuck herself in the face, that's what dad is for, amirite? #skullfucking
That was beautiful.
You're a bad kid. Apologize at once! Respect your Mom, you only get one