problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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