i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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