some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Randomize
