another moral hangover. fuck.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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