I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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