you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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