just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
