i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Haha 341 it's a joke started by an awesome comedian so stfu
DTF = Down To Fuck
Puke AND jizz stains more than likely...
Well said 341
I so sick of the fucking person who gets on EVERY single text on here and starts the comment by saying "in soviet Russia.." seriously bro, no one gives a flying fuck about what you do in your stupid ads country.
Down to fuck
In soviet Russia we don't have these lame ass texts
Oh yeah, and instead of saying first I'll kill myself
down to fuck?
Yall are lameeee
You suck man you were prob blowin yourself while watching that porn
OP used puke as lube...it's all about texture for him
Why do you think moderation is considered a virtue?
Wow you suck dude.
Down To Fuck. Watch Superbad.