WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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