I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Just wash it really fast. Not your fault if it goes off by accident.
can I keep you?
we'll have to flip a coin for him. heads, I win. tails, I win. ;)
but I saw him first...
Do yall need a referee? Lol
yes peach. we do. I saw porksword first and I wanna keep him. but I feel loyalty to the other kitty... it must be a kitty thing. but I waaant porksword... I really want to keep him....
That sucks dude.
Wow. I almost gave a fuck just now.
Fuck dude. I dont care what house im at. If I wanna beat off. im gonna go til its Raw
sounds like you went to AllGood....
Yep, for all these reasons and more, camping sucks.
Any toilet you are defecting in, is yours to sovereign over until you flush. Air mattresses are ok if they are slightly over inflated, you are the only occupant and if it isn't holy. You chose to deny yourself the last one.
wow...I would help
Go ahead and do the last one anyway. Somebody might even give you a hand with that! ;-)
Mardi Gras is a bitch...