the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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