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  I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?

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  (760): I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that? http://tfl.nu/6xle
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  Submitted by tlovell on Dec 8, 11 at 11:20pm

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  Please don't breed

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 7:30pm

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  ...wait..how would you know what the floor of the last ghetto bar you were in?

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  Submitted by Ampitup on Dec 9, 11 at 1:03am

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  You don't get chlamydia in your mouth, you get ghonnerea

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 4:57pm

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  ears nose and throat

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  Submitted by vicious_vamp on Dec 8, 11 at 4:57pm

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  No, you see santa.

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