Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
operation harelip BJ is a go
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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