She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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