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  • OMG, I get it... because she's fat and how disgusting that she wears shoes in attempt to improve herself. Get a life.

    Submitted by Amerie2030 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:54am
    • Sorry to burst your bubble, but special shoes aren't enough to actually give you enough of a workout to achieve any kind of significant weight loss. So maybe the joke is that she (and apparently you) thinks that it will. It's like going to McDonald's and ordering 3 double cheeseburgers, a large fry and a diet Coke.

      Submitted by freckleface on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08pm
      • Do you follow her around on a regular basis? Know her eating habits & exercise routine? Stop talking out of your ass.

        Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:18pm
  • I thought shape ups are meant to be worn by anyone.\n"I just saw a woman in a motorized wheelchair wearing shape ups." <- at least that would have irony going for it.

    Submitted by blamblam on Jul 17, 10 at 10:06am
  • This doesn't even make sense. She's over weight, she's trying to do something about it, so you make fun of her for it? That's totally back asswards. Yet another reason to not like Houston.

    Submitted by kaisermarion on Jul 17, 10 at 11:59am
  • Fat people are the ones who are SUPPOSED to be wearing Shape Up's dumbass!

    Submitted by kxhavez90 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:17am
  • She's doing something positive. What are you a preteen? Fat isn't funny.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:01am
  • I can't wait to see all these self righteous skinny people when they're forty and fighting for the last spot on the biggest loser.

    Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 17, 10 at 1:36pm
  • So much for southern hospitality.. Keep it classy houston

    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 17, 10 at 11:50am
  • You're dumb

    Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 17, 10 at 10:27am
  • cos it would make more sense for someone already in shape to wear shape ups right?

    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 17, 10 at 2:03pm
  • This wasn't even funny...

    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:45am
  • Why ? Geez 12 yr olds.... Lets hear from them in 25 yrs...

    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:07am
  • The whole point of shape ups is to fix your posture and stride. It's not meant as a workout really. So the texter is a fucking moron.

    Submitted by ssabmud on Jul 18, 10 at 7:07pm
  • Freckleface, look up sarcasm in the dictionary.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Toning shoes are for just that. Toning. You could have the most muscular legs in the world, and no one would see them if you're orca fat. This is why people are dying of obesity. Fat people are always looking for the easy way out.

    Submitted by armybetch on Jul 17, 10 at 11:15pm
  • My mom is overweight and wears these to work because she has to stand for hours at a time and says they are the most comfortable shoes for that. She doesn't expect to lose weight from them, but she's not supposed to wear them because she's fat? Lame...

    Submitted by hushbricky on Jul 19, 10 at 12:41am
  • Thinkgreen wears shape ups.

    Submitted by LillyShaft on Jul 17, 10 at 9:53am
  • Nicely put freckleface. All those who are bashing this, pull the fat out of your eyes. People that buy in to those BS "get fit with out actually put in an effort" deserve it. It's called a GYM and RUNNING.

    Submitted by ChanovskY on Jul 17, 10 at 12:34pm
    • They're are an aid, dumbass, not a cure. I doubt anyone thinks that wearing those shoes will make them magically lose 20lbs

      Submitted by DingDongBitch on Jul 17, 10 at 2:38pm
  • These pretzels are making me Firsty. Firsty does not support the cruelty in this text.

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:14pm
  • We must have been at the same place last night because I was laughing at the EXACT same sight! HILARIOUS!!

    Submitted by drzima1 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:29am
  • Lol. Those shoes are to tone. Not for weight loss. So for you saying she's trying to improve herself implies that she is not working out would be able to understand that fact...

    Submitted by Deschamps on Aug 29, 11 at 2:01am
  • In Soviet pretzel, Firsty has revealed that he's a massive bloater. No doubt from all the extra fat non-Soviet pretzels. First.

    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:39pm