I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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I love tan oiled beach vollyball men who eye duck each other. SNAP!
I dint care who you are, that's funny!
wow. poor guy must have had one hell of a MUFF to deal with, but that quote is awesome.
...has she lost that loving feeling?
goose wasnt a wingman tool.....
hysterical text. love it.
9:51, did you just call Top Gun a chick flick? Have you even seen it?
Charles Rutherford says you should play Iceman then fuck goose and die.
5:51 He was a good actor? Since when?
And Top Gun has to be one of the best worst movies of all time--Right up there with Plan 9 from Outer Space, Howard the Duck, and DC Cab.
Remember when Tom Cruise was a good actor instead of a cultist freak?
Top Gun made Man love acceptable. . . . No homo!!
9:40 lmao my exact thoughts
If you are living out some 20 year-old chic flick, you might as well end it.
Yeesh, nothing worse than having to take one for the team & entertain the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend).
Whoops, maybeI was thinking "Officer and A Gentleman". Or possibly it was "G.I.Jane". No, "Top Gun" was the one I can't make it past the guys singing harmony in a bar to get laid.
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full
Top Gun is the OG of bromance movies
oh damnit!!! i am seriously halfway through the movie when i read this and now the ending is ruined!!!
well thats your fault for two reasons\n1-you havent seen Top Gun already\n2-you are not focusing on the movie
Oh I get it! He's supporting his buddy in picking up women and made a Top Gun reference because he is not haveing a good time!
You can be my wingman anytime Maverick!!
Yes. Yes, she has lost it.
AWESOME!!! Top Gun one of the best movies ever!!!
way to go martin county
Why do somany people find this not funny? Do they not understand the reference?!