We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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