His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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I bet that felt good! So happy for you! You needed a good release!
Dickface? Wow are you even old enough to be on this site? I thought middle school started...
I keep trying to post the poem but cant
You're not the boss of me! I will not stick to the post if I don't want to!
Although I do like your vodka...
Wow. One you're and they're gone! Like taking candy frm a baby
You are............................................... Top that bitches
You're a little lime
Again with the you're ettiquette. Posers suck
Bjg is not low standards! She's the Bonny to my Clyde.
Sure pookie. Mom is also making manwiches for dinner! Hope she got our laundry done!
Why do people assume that if ur fat u must be a virgin? Every fat person I personally k ow has had sex.RemeMber black guys love the big ladies...
ok, the "you're a _______" really needs to stop
It beats that piss my girlfriend drinks...
Aaaahahahah! I got 'em bjg!
Mountain dew and koolaide?! Gross too much sugar. I like vodka tonic with a little lime. -Bonnie
Sounds like a good night to me
My tongue ring is a little rusty. Is that supposed to happen? I do suck on ice a lot..
He begged me to do him
I know!!!!!!!! :). So funny!!!!
You are all no life fat virgin losers
Ut oh. I thought it was you bjg. Wow. So would the two of you be interested in a little....
I wish I could have met his mother. She sounds nice....-bjg
What does Jesus have to do with it!?! It's all B
Oh and again poser, I wouldn't write something so boring pretender to be Bonnie! Booooo. Later Nazis!!!!
A donut place where I live makes a tang donut. It's gross! I like grey goose!
4:31, bjg would not say something that lame. If you want to be me at least make it interesting! Talk about Nazis or tqgitc's mom! Sheesh!
You would have liked her. She hated quiet guy
Ur all mine baby ;)
But I actually don't mind sharing I'm down for some group sex every now and then..
Gawd these wrestling tights are jammed up my crack!
Nah. . Screw it. Lost the mood
4:29 are u fuckin stupid?!?! WWII is world war 2 u dumb ass!!!
I feel the need to write another poem...
I didn't know it glowed! Need to go to more blacklight clubs I guess!!! Well Clyde I have to go get ready for a night out! Stay strong, piss off those Nazis and know I've got you back (and front). Later -your lime
Why are ppl always trying to be me? Hater Nazis
in soviet russia, voluntary sex slaves and lava search for you
Good point. Have to go do productive real life things now. Ridiculous I know. I will be thinking of your distinguished balls later though. -bjg
Tell 'em Bonny! Anti-Semite haters of our love. Jealousy drives them to it dontcha think honey?
Holy shit! I just read this whole chain and lfmao! Hilarious
I'm Dutch too can I count?
Okay. French maid is overdone. How about midget female wrestler?
Fuck me... Please.
Is it the rope climb tomorrow? I hope not, I hated that!
I miss quiet guy. At least he had some character
This is waaay to similar to the other "his search history" a couple of days ago
Ummmmm.... Too easy.
Ooo 4:02 likes to watch... Dirty! I like it!
Okay. A little lesson in "you're" ettiquette... It's gotta reference the previous text, dumbass! Let me introduce you to my now quietly defeated frient quiet guy in the corner...
Eeww! Too sweet. Ice ice baby! Nothing else
4:36, I love you for thinking someone really didn't know what WWII was! So beautiful!!! A tear is forming, but a tear of joy!!!!
Pleeeeeze give me attention pleeeeeze!
quiet guy in the corner's dead mom still gives good head. and anal. that train lasted hours.
Oh sounds like soneones a little offended fatty this is the only way you can meet ppl because you are so fat everyone runs away from you
Stick to the post douchebags
Piggly? That's cute! I wish I was piggly, that sounds adorable! And I thought the Dutch were nice!!!?
this shit is funny! if people get pissed about it, they should leave!
You're my new boyfriend
Like did you know the French put mayo on their fries?
Mr xxxxx. It is like we are hiding from the Nazis and only our love will save us. Dirty Nazis trying to tell me what I can and can't text! Jerks. We will do it under the floor boards. -bjg
I am so trying not to cry right now, I am so happy. I hope tqgitc's mom is willing to share you! -bjg
My dad didn't slap clits? My oh my. He was a fudge packer. I knew it
Your moms what as I did your dad
Kettel one is too good for you it's dutch
This you're stuff is getting old. And before you say it: you're getting old
Good cuz I need my shorts for gym class tomorrow
I really did learn all my history from Quentin T though.
Oooo, we have them now. They are in our evil trap now. So much sadness and hatred. Go hate baby killers not us random texters. Your lives mist be awesome too because you have the time to belittle us! I think I love you all! And not just Jews hid from the Nazis, moron. I meant I was polish or maybe russion. Anti-Semite!!!
Gawd bjg. They just don't get us do they? How are we supposed to carry on a meaningful relationship with all these assholes trying to intervene? Also, isn't the fact that thru hate it so just awesome? Trolling rules.
LOL lava. That's what makes this post.
Ummmhmmmmmm. Nwfffff sswaaadddd! (eating tulips)
Wow did you guys just watch the new brad pitt movie and learn about WWII? Little kids!
You're ruining this site
....just ignore it, don't thumbs up or down it...
lava - fuckin random! haha
Yes, we are tfln overlords! Bow to us!!!
I should have known ... :(
Bjg, I'm down to fight but only if we do it naked covered in baby oil
It won't let me post.
You're a good night to me
Oh thank god! I thought you posted that one! Tonic works I guess. Glows under black lights at clubs which I find annoying
Oh damn I was totally looking forward to our baby oil fight
But I'd like some tang now actually. (fill your own innuendo here Bonnie)
Tell 'em girlfriend!!
And she's dead so you have that going for you...
Your girlfriend drinks piss? That's gross. :)
No, just American you clog wearing fucker!
I am Dutch what are you some fat piggly American
You're depravity impresses me. A match made in heaven!
Bjg!! You've been cheating on me!! Gone for a while and I cone back to this???
I was just thinking the same thing! Cowards! We rule all TFLN domain!
I'm here, and...confused. By the way. my mom is alive- that was a joke too.
-the quiet guy in the coorner
Ooooooh. A fan who likes to watch bjg!
Oooo poem time!!! So excited!!!
Why would people run away from fat people? Afraid to be eatten? Fat people can't run fast so couldn't they just walk away?
Whoh! I spoke too soon! Wooohooo! Bjg is the best!
Who's dead mother I fucked btw
You're Dutch! Whew! I needed that!
Ahhh!!! B and C!!!
Bastards. It's a good one too. I'll try one line at a time
I'm glad you're over your anger. Don't be mad at me! I only exist for ur pleasure... -bjg
You guys is all retardmed
I would not be chillin anywhere near this guy ..
Plaza of *lil stubbz*
you guys are disturbingly entertaining. reading your pointless / mildly funny convos is keeping helping me get through work today. thanks!
i hope all the best for bj girl and you're xxxx. i can see true love blossoming.
WWJD? Oh yeah. Hate these nazis
2:40- I will girl fight you! -bjg
You're a midget female wrestler! See, I'm being you, how dirty!!!!!
As long as she has nice boobs. I am a boob girl. -bjg
You're peeeeeeeeeeee too.
Try mixing it with black cherry koolaid and mountain dew it's so delicious
I know Clyde. Really? Someone thought I didn't know WWII. So happy!!!
Wanna watch dickface?
I know. Fucking Nazis. Undervtge floorboards it is then. You can't stop us Nazi bastards.
I named you dammit! Before bjg you were just.... G!
Oooooo a new one!!!! Do it baby!!!
We so own this board bonnie
Who's back? We never left!
:( I can pretend to be someone new. Like role playing? Maybe it will be good for our relationship, it might be getting a little stagnite.
Why don't you guys just exchange info and fuck
It's not me!! It is that other skank! Can't you tell the difference in our typing?!? She is all loose and sloppy and I'm tight and smooth.... -bjg
Don't dis it till you try is sista
It's been like 12 minutes since I've had the chance to "you're" somebody.
I heard that. Crazy French! If it wasn't for QT I wouldn't know how to order a quarter pounder in Europe. Now I do! Thanks QT!
And he said YOURE stupid. Lol
Just cuz you have no life and low standards doesn't mean you have to tell the whole world hoe desparate you are for attention
Actuallybi haven't had tang in years. Used to mix it with vodka. Now I just stick to straight vodka. Kettle one rocks!
Sorry honey. I hate the french
It's the Nazis for sure
Love ya bjg!! Never was mad. Control with the mouth huh? Nope. Can't get mad at that!
Again, she never meant anything to me. She was just a tool to get at quiet boy. Note he's been strangely silent...
The yr guy is officiallymy new boyfriend
I didn't write the good night! I figured it wasn't you! Fuckin Nazis! THEY MUST NOT REGAIN THE BOARD( it was a nice try though)!
I will punch you in the face 2:25! Don't talk bad about mr you're xxxxxx. He is mine!
Liar. That's not me you bastard! -bjg
Bull shit I'm fat and I can run the mile in 12 minutes.. Pretty good for being fat. I will chase u u can't out run me!
Who's brad Pitt? Was he a Nazi?
That was a good one mr xxxxxx
It's burns when I peeeeeeeeeeeeee
I guess I need to try ko.
Ahahahahahaha this fuuckin kills me! The volunteer sex slave is the funniest but lava just makes it : )
sense people! And you're=you are. It's a contraction! Ay yai yai..
minus the "keeping" that was not intended.
Quiet guy is probably in the corner crying. He is lame
QT needs to do a movie about the bible. Then I could learn how to respond wittingly to the Jesus guy!
True... So sad but so true.
That's better 4:32! Good! Making me proud!
Omg how can I stay mad at THAT!!!
I'm not cheating on you!!! I think your old age is effecting your brain! I love only you. I only want to spoon you!! I swear! And I've been known as a bj girl for some time. Just new to you. I love the control of guys with my mouth... :). -bjg!!
Yep. Good stuff. So where's our Dutch friend?
Yea Clyde. I agree. I thought tfln would be free from this kind of hate. So sad. Stop the hate crimes!!!
No, she drinks grey goose. So, close.
Genuis! All the Nazis are hiding, that is good. They scared me! I get the tang reference I'm not a moron! :). And not 12...
Haha yes because after I watch my various
Pornos I like to look up lava, makes total sence.
I'm serious about my tongue ring...
Don't leave 4:14!!!!! My mom is making rice krispie treats and tang!!!
(jumped at that chance, huh?)
How old are you bjg?
Good point. Because all we know is what the great qt tells is. That and our junior high teachers. Want some more tang honey?
You're period blood.
why are people saying bad night? Enjoy the kinkiness bitch. Maybe not the lava though.
No, They are back! The Nazis! -c
What?!?! He is not you're boyfriend!!!!!! He is mine!!!! How dare you?! We have built a deep relationship over the past 20 minutes or so! I don't share!!! -bjg
Okay okay it was worth a shot. I am exclusive with bjg. Our 20 minutes have been deep and meaningful.