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  • I bet that felt good! So happy for you! You needed a good release!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Dickface? Wow are you even old enough to be on this site? I thought middle school started...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:14pm
  • I keep trying to post the poem but cant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:24pm
  • You're not the boss of me! I will not stick to the post if I don't want to!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Although I do like your vodka...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Wow. One you're and they're gone! Like taking candy frm a baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:05pm
  • You are............................................... Top that bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:13pm
  • You're a little lime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Again with the you're ettiquette. Posers suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:44pm
  • It beats that piss my girlfriend drinks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Bjg is not low standards! She's the Bonny to my Clyde.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Mountain dew and koolaide?! Gross too much sugar. I like vodka tonic with a little lime. -Bonnie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Sure pookie. Mom is also making manwiches for dinner! Hope she got our laundry done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Aaaahahahah! I got 'em bjg!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Why do people assume that if ur fat u must be a virgin? Every fat person I personally k ow has had sex.RemeMber black guys love the big ladies...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:14pm
  • ok, the "you're a _______" really needs to stop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:25pm
  • I know!!!!!!!! :). So funny!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:39pm
  • He begged me to do him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 4:31, bjg would not say something that lame. If you want to be me at least make it interesting! Talk about Nazis or tqgitc's mom! Sheesh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:32pm
  • My tongue ring is a little rusty. Is that supposed to happen? I do suck on ice a lot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Sounds like a good night to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Ut oh. I thought it was you bjg. Wow. So would the two of you be interested in a little....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Gawd these wrestling tights are jammed up my crack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:06pm
  • You are all no life fat virgin losers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:07pm
  • I wish I could have met his mother. She sounds nice....-bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:38pm
  • What does Jesus have to do with it!?! It's all B

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 4:29 are u fuckin stupid?!?! WWII is world war 2 u dumb ass!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Oh and again poser, I wouldn't write something so boring pretender to be Bonnie! Booooo. Later Nazis!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Nah. . Screw it. Lost the mood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:28pm
  • You're Ur all mine baby ;) But I actually don't mind sharing I'm down for some group sex every now and then..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:29pm
  • A donut place where I live makes a tang donut. It's gross! I like grey goose!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:51pm
  • You would have liked her. She hated quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:39pm
  • in soviet russia, voluntary sex slaves and lava search for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:12am
  • I didn't know it glowed! Need to go to more blacklight clubs I guess!!! Well Clyde I have to go get ready for a night out! Stay strong, piss off those Nazis and know I've got you back (and front). Later -your lime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Why are ppl always trying to be me? Hater Nazis -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I feel the need to write another poem...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Good point. Have to go do productive real life things now. Ridiculous I know. I will be thinking of your distinguished balls later though. -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:55pm
  • You're peeeeeeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:17am
  • Is it the rope climb tomorrow? I hope not, I hated that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Tell 'em Bonny! Anti-Semite haters of our love. Jealousy drives them to it dontcha think honey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Fuck me... Please. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Okay. French maid is overdone. How about midget female wrestler?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Pleeeeeze give me attention pleeeeeze!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:06pm
  • LOL lava. That's what makes this post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:43pm
  • I'm Dutch too can I count?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:15pm
  • You're my new boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:41pm
  • I miss quiet guy. At least he had some character

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:34pm
  • This is waaay to similar to the other "his search history" a couple of days ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Ummmmm.... Too easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Good cuz I need my shorts for gym class tomorrow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Okay. A little lesson in "you're" ettiquette... It's gotta reference the previous text, dumbass! Let me introduce you to my now quietly defeated frient quiet guy in the corner...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Holy shit! I just read this whole chain and lfmao! Hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Eeww! Too sweet. Ice ice baby! Nothing else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 4:36, I love you for thinking someone really didn't know what WWII was! So beautiful!!! A tear is forming, but a tear of joy!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:37pm
  • You're ruining this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:55pm
  • I really did learn all my history from Quentin T though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Ooo 4:02 likes to watch... Dirty! I like it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:04pm
  • Stick to the post douchebags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Piggly? That's cute! I wish I was piggly, that sounds adorable! And I thought the Dutch were nice!!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Like did you know the French put mayo on their fries?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:41pm
  • quiet guy in the corner's dead mom still gives good head. and anal. that train lasted hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:26pm
  • I am so trying not to cry right now, I am so happy. I hope tqgitc's mom is willing to share you! -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Whoh! I spoke too soon! Wooohooo! Bjg is the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:47pm
  • My dad didn't slap clits? My oh my. He was a fudge packer. I knew it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Your moms what as I did your dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Kettel one is too good for you it's dutch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:00pm
  • this shit is funny! if people get pissed about it, they should leave!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Oh sounds like soneones a little offended fatty this is the only way you can meet ppl because you are so fat everyone runs away from you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Mr xxxxx. It is like we are hiding from the Nazis and only our love will save us. Dirty Nazis trying to tell me what I can and can't text! Jerks. We will do it under the floor boards. -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Gawd bjg. They just don't get us do they? How are we supposed to carry on a meaningful relationship with all these assholes trying to intervene? Also, isn't the fact that thru hate it so just awesome? Trolling rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Yes, we are tfln overlords! Bow to us!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Wow did you guys just watch the new brad pitt movie and learn about WWII? Little kids!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Oooo, we have them now. They are in our evil trap now. So much sadness and hatred. Go hate baby killers not us random texters. Your lives mist be awesome too because you have the time to belittle us! I think I love you all! And not just Jews hid from the Nazis, moron. I meant I was polish or maybe russion. Anti-Semite!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Bjg, I'm down to fight but only if we do it naked covered in baby oil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:31pm
  • This you're stuff is getting old. And before you say it: you're getting old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Oh damn I was totally looking forward to our baby oil fight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Ummmhmmmmmm. Nwfffff sswaaadddd! (eating tulips)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:17pm
  • It won't let me post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:38pm
  • lava - fuckin random! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Oh thank god! I thought you posted that one! Tonic works I guess. Glows under black lights at clubs which I find annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:19pm
  • I should have known ... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:43pm
  • You're a good night to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:23pm
  • And she's dead so you have that going for you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Ooooooh. A fan who likes to watch bjg!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:25pm
  • No, just American you clog wearing fucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I am Dutch what are you some fat piggly American

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Tell 'em girlfriend!! -xxxx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:33pm
  • WWJD? Oh yeah. Hate these nazis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Why would people run away from fat people? Afraid to be eatten? Fat people can't run fast so couldn't they just walk away?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:11pm
  • I'm here, and...confused. By the way. my mom is alive- that was a joke too. -the quiet guy in the coorner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:58pm
  • But I'd like some tang now actually. (fill your own innuendo here Bonnie)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Bjg!! You've been cheating on me!! Gone for a while and I cone back to this???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:41pm
  • You're peeeeeeeeeeee too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:09am
  • you guys are disturbingly entertaining. reading your pointless / mildly funny convos is keeping helping me get through work today. thanks! p.s. i hope all the best for bj girl and you're xxxx. i can see true love blossoming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:24pm
  • You're depravity impresses me. A match made in heaven!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I was just thinking the same thing! Cowards! We rule all TFLN domain!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Oooo poem time!!! So excited!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:15pm
  • ....just ignore it, don't thumbs up or down it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Your girlfriend drinks piss? That's gross. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Bastards. It's a good one too. I'll try one line at a time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:27pm
  • I'm glad you're over your anger. Don't be mad at me! I only exist for ur pleasure... -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Try mixing it with black cherry koolaid and mountain dew it's so delicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Actuallybi haven't had tang in years. Used to mix it with vodka. Now I just stick to straight vodka. Kettle one rocks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I know. Fucking Nazis. Undervtge floorboards it is then. You can't stop us Nazi bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:04pm
  • As long as she has nice boobs. I am a boob girl. -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I would not be chillin anywhere near this guy .. Plaza of *lil stubbz*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:41pm
  • You guys is all retardmed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:10pm
  • You're Dutch! Whew! I needed that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Oooooo a new one!!!! Do it baby!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:01pm
  • You're a midget female wrestler! See, I'm being you, how dirty!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:00pm
  • 2:40- I will girl fight you! -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Who's dead mother I fucked btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I named you dammit! Before bjg you were just.... G!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:42pm
  • I know Clyde. Really? Someone thought I didn't know WWII. So happy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Why don't you guys just exchange info and fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Who's back? We never left! -Bonnie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:21pm
  • :( I can pretend to be someone new. Like role playing? Maybe it will be good for our relationship, it might be getting a little stagnite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Ahhh!!! B and C!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:45pm
  • We so own this board bonnie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Wanna watch dickface?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:12pm
  • I heard that. Crazy French! If it wasn't for QT I wouldn't know how to order a quarter pounder in Europe. Now I do! Thanks QT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Just cuz you have no life and low standards doesn't mean you have to tell the whole world hoe desparate you are for attention

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:04pm
  • Again, she never meant anything to me. She was just a tool to get at quiet boy. Note he's been strangely silent...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:50pm
  • It's been like 12 minutes since I've had the chance to "you're" somebody.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Don't dis it till you try is sista

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:18pm
  • And he said YOURE stupid. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:39pm
  • It's not me!! It is that other skank! Can't you tell the difference in our typing?!? She is all loose and sloppy and I'm tight and smooth.... -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:37pm
  • It's the Nazis for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:26pm
  • QT needs to do a movie about the bible. Then I could learn how to respond wittingly to the Jesus guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Sorry honey. I hate the french

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:09pm
  • The yr guy is officiallymy new boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I will punch you in the face 2:25! Don't talk bad about mr you're xxxxxx. He is mine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Ahahahahahaha this fuuckin kills me! The volunteer sex slave is the funniest but lava just makes it : )

    Submitted by fuuckyoou on May 31, 10 at 7:40pm
  • I didn't write the good night! I figured it wasn't you! Fuckin Nazis! THEY MUST NOT REGAIN THE BOARD( it was a nice try though)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:24pm
  • That was a good one mr xxxxxx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:57pm
  • I guess I need to try ko.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Love ya bjg!! Never was mad. Control with the mouth huh? Nope. Can't get mad at that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Liar. That's not me you bastard! -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Who's brad Pitt? Was he a Nazi?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Bull shit I'm fat and I can run the mile in 12 minutes.. Pretty good for being fat. I will chase u u can't out run me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:12pm
  • It's burns when I peeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:33am
  • sense people! And you're=you are. It's a contraction! Ay yai yai..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:37pm
  • minus the "keeping" that was not intended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Genuis! All the Nazis are hiding, that is good. They scared me! I get the tang reference I'm not a moron! :). And not 12...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:53pm
  • True... So sad but so true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Quiet guy is probably in the corner crying. He is lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:35pm
  • That's better 4:32! Good! Making me proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:33pm
  • I'm not cheating on you!!! I think your old age is effecting your brain! I love only you. I only want to spoon you!! I swear! And I've been known as a bj girl for some time. Just new to you. I love the control of guys with my mouth... :). -bjg!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Yea Clyde. I agree. I thought tfln would be free from this kind of hate. So sad. Stop the hate crimes!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Omg how can I stay mad at THAT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Yep. Good stuff. So where's our Dutch friend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Haha yes because after I watch my various Pornos I like to look up lava, makes total sence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Gooodie! They'rrrrrrrrrreeeebaaaaaaack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:20pm
  • (jumped at that chance, huh?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:38pm
  • No, she drinks grey goose. So, close.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:11pm
  • I'm serious about my tongue ring...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Don't leave 4:14!!!!! My mom is making rice krispie treats and tang!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:17pm
  • How old are you bjg?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:29pm
  • You're period blood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Good point. Because all we know is what the great qt tells is. That and our junior high teachers. Want some more tang honey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:47pm
  • No, They are back! The Nazis! -c

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:22pm
  • why are people saying bad night? Enjoy the kinkiness bitch. Maybe not the lava though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:21pm
  • What?!?! He is not you're boyfriend!!!!!! He is mine!!!! How dare you?! We have built a deep relationship over the past 20 minutes or so! I don't share!!! -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Okay okay it was worth a shot. I am exclusive with bjg. Our 20 minutes have been deep and meaningful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:47pm