His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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Dickface? Wow are you even old enough to be on this site? I thought middle school started...
I bet that felt good! So happy for you! You needed a good release!
Wow. One you're and they're gone! Like taking candy frm a baby
I keep trying to post the poem but cant
You're not the boss of me! I will not stick to the post if I don't want to!
Although I do like your vodka...
You are............................................... Top that bitches
You're a little lime
Why do people assume that if ur fat u must be a virgin? Every fat person I personally k ow has had sex.RemeMber black guys love the big ladies...
Again with the you're ettiquette. Posers suck
Aaaahahahah! I got 'em bjg!
Bjg is not low standards! She's the Bonny to my Clyde.
It beats that piss my girlfriend drinks...
ok, the "you're a _______" really needs to stop
Sure pookie. Mom is also making manwiches for dinner! Hope she got our laundry done!
Mountain dew and koolaide?! Gross too much sugar. I like vodka tonic with a little lime. -Bonnie
He begged me to do him
I know!!!!!!!! :). So funny!!!!
My tongue ring is a little rusty. Is that supposed to happen? I do suck on ice a lot..
Ut oh. I thought it was you bjg. Wow. So would the two of you be interested in a little....
Sounds like a good night to me
You are all no life fat virgin losers
4:31, bjg would not say something that lame. If you want to be me at least make it interesting! Talk about Nazis or tqgitc's mom! Sheesh!
Gawd these wrestling tights are jammed up my crack!
Okay. French maid is overdone. How about midget female wrestler?
4:29 are u fuckin stupid?!?! WWII is world war 2 u dumb ass!!!
A donut place where I live makes a tang donut. It's gross! I like grey goose!
I didn't know it glowed! Need to go to more blacklight clubs I guess!!! Well Clyde I have to go get ready for a night out! Stay strong, piss off those Nazis and know I've got you back (and front). Later -your lime
Nah. . Screw it. Lost the mood
What does Jesus have to do with it!?! It's all B
You would have liked her. She hated quiet guy
in soviet russia, voluntary sex slaves and lava search for you
Why are ppl always trying to be me? Hater Nazis
Ur all mine baby ;)
But I actually don't mind sharing I'm down for some group sex every now and then..
I wish I could have met his mother. She sounds nice....-bjg
Good point. Have to go do productive real life things now. Ridiculous I know. I will be thinking of your distinguished balls later though. -bjg
My dad didn't slap clits? My oh my. He was a fudge packer. I knew it
Oh and again poser, I wouldn't write something so boring pretender to be Bonnie! Booooo. Later Nazis!!!!
Tell 'em Bonny! Anti-Semite haters of our love. Jealousy drives them to it dontcha think honey?
Holy shit! I just read this whole chain and lfmao! Hilarious
Pleeeeeze give me attention pleeeeeze!
I feel the need to write another poem...
I am so trying not to cry right now, I am so happy. I hope tqgitc's mom is willing to share you! -bjg
Fuck me... Please.
Ummmmm.... Too easy.
Kettel one is too good for you it's dutch
Okay. A little lesson in "you're" ettiquette... It's gotta reference the previous text, dumbass! Let me introduce you to my now quietly defeated frient quiet guy in the corner...
Is it the rope climb tomorrow? I hope not, I hated that!
I miss quiet guy. At least he had some character
Ooo 4:02 likes to watch... Dirty! I like it!
You're my new boyfriend
I'm Dutch too can I count?
Oooo, we have them now. They are in our evil trap now. So much sadness and hatred. Go hate baby killers not us random texters. Your lives mist be awesome too because you have the time to belittle us! I think I love you all! And not just Jews hid from the Nazis, moron. I meant I was polish or maybe russion. Anti-Semite!!!
Stick to the post douchebags
Your moms what as I did your dad
Eeww! Too sweet. Ice ice baby! Nothing else
Piggly? That's cute! I wish I was piggly, that sounds adorable! And I thought the Dutch were nice!!!?
Good cuz I need my shorts for gym class tomorrow
Like did you know the French put mayo on their fries?
4:36, I love you for thinking someone really didn't know what WWII was! So beautiful!!! A tear is forming, but a tear of joy!!!!
You're ruining this site
And she's dead so you have that going for you...
Whoh! I spoke too soon! Wooohooo! Bjg is the best!
LOL lava. That's what makes this post.
Wow did you guys just watch the new brad pitt movie and learn about WWII? Little kids!
I really did learn all my history from Quentin T though.
this shit is funny! if people get pissed about it, they should leave!
Mr xxxxx. It is like we are hiding from the Nazis and only our love will save us. Dirty Nazis trying to tell me what I can and can't text! Jerks. We will do it under the floor boards. -bjg
But I'd like some tang now actually. (fill your own innuendo here Bonnie)
I should have known ... :(
This you're stuff is getting old. And before you say it: you're getting old
Yes, we are tfln overlords! Bow to us!!!
This is waaay to similar to the other "his search history" a couple of days ago
You're a good night to me
quiet guy in the corner's dead mom still gives good head. and anal. that train lasted hours.
I am Dutch what are you some fat piggly American
Gawd bjg. They just don't get us do they? How are we supposed to carry on a meaningful relationship with all these assholes trying to intervene? Also, isn't the fact that thru hate it so just awesome? Trolling rules.
lava - fuckin random! haha
Oh thank god! I thought you posted that one! Tonic works I guess. Glows under black lights at clubs which I find annoying
Oh sounds like soneones a little offended fatty this is the only way you can meet ppl because you are so fat everyone runs away from you
Bjg, I'm down to fight but only if we do it naked covered in baby oil
Ooooooh. A fan who likes to watch bjg!
Ummmhmmmmmm. Nwfffff sswaaadddd! (eating tulips)
I'm glad you're over your anger. Don't be mad at me! I only exist for ur pleasure... -bjg
you guys are disturbingly entertaining. reading your pointless / mildly funny convos is keeping helping me get through work today. thanks!
i hope all the best for bj girl and you're xxxx. i can see true love blossoming.
WWJD? Oh yeah. Hate these nazis
Bastards. It's a good one too. I'll try one line at a time
Why would people run away from fat people? Afraid to be eatten? Fat people can't run fast so couldn't they just walk away?
No, just American you clog wearing fucker!
You're Dutch! Whew! I needed that!
You're depravity impresses me. A match made in heaven!
I was just thinking the same thing! Cowards! We rule all TFLN domain!
Bjg!! You've been cheating on me!! Gone for a while and I cone back to this???
Oh damn I was totally looking forward to our baby oil fight
It won't let me post.
Oooooo a new one!!!! Do it baby!!!
I'm here, and...confused. By the way. my mom is alive- that was a joke too.
-the quiet guy in the coorner
Who's back? We never left!
Your girlfriend drinks piss? That's gross. :)
I know. Fucking Nazis. Undervtge floorboards it is then. You can't stop us Nazi bastards.
You're peeeeeeeeeeee too.
You're a midget female wrestler! See, I'm being you, how dirty!!!!!
Just cuz you have no life and low standards doesn't mean you have to tell the whole world hoe desparate you are for attention
Actuallybi haven't had tang in years. Used to mix it with vodka. Now I just stick to straight vodka. Kettle one rocks!
It's the Nazis for sure
As long as she has nice boobs. I am a boob girl. -bjg
Tell 'em girlfriend!!
Oooo poem time!!! So excited!!!
You guys is all retardmed
Try mixing it with black cherry koolaid and mountain dew it's so delicious
:( I can pretend to be someone new. Like role playing? Maybe it will be good for our relationship, it might be getting a little stagnite.
I know Clyde. Really? Someone thought I didn't know WWII. So happy!!!
We so own this board bonnie
....just ignore it, don't thumbs up or down it...
I would not be chillin anywhere near this guy ..
Plaza of *lil stubbz*
2:40- I will girl fight you! -bjg
Who's dead mother I fucked btw
Ahhh!!! B and C!!!
Why don't you guys just exchange info and fuck
Don't dis it till you try is sista
I heard that. Crazy French! If it wasn't for QT I wouldn't know how to order a quarter pounder in Europe. Now I do! Thanks QT!
Liar. That's not me you bastard! -bjg
I named you dammit! Before bjg you were just.... G!
And he said YOURE stupid. Lol
It's been like 12 minutes since I've had the chance to "you're" somebody.
QT needs to do a movie about the bible. Then I could learn how to respond wittingly to the Jesus guy!
Again, she never meant anything to me. She was just a tool to get at quiet boy. Note he's been strangely silent...
It's burns when I peeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wanna watch dickface?
It's not me!! It is that other skank! Can't you tell the difference in our typing?!? She is all loose and sloppy and I'm tight and smooth.... -bjg
The yr guy is officiallymy new boyfriend
Bull shit I'm fat and I can run the mile in 12 minutes.. Pretty good for being fat. I will chase u u can't out run me!
Ahahahahahaha this fuuckin kills me! The volunteer sex slave is the funniest but lava just makes it : )
I didn't write the good night! I figured it wasn't you! Fuckin Nazis! THEY MUST NOT REGAIN THE BOARD( it was a nice try though)!
That was a good one mr xxxxxx
Sorry honey. I hate the french
Who's brad Pitt? Was he a Nazi?
Love ya bjg!! Never was mad. Control with the mouth huh? Nope. Can't get mad at that!
I guess I need to try ko.
Genuis! All the Nazis are hiding, that is good. They scared me! I get the tang reference I'm not a moron! :). And not 12...
Quiet guy is probably in the corner crying. He is lame
I will punch you in the face 2:25! Don't talk bad about mr you're xxxxxx. He is mine!
sense people! And you're=you are. It's a contraction! Ay yai yai..
minus the "keeping" that was not intended.
I'm not cheating on you!!! I think your old age is effecting your brain! I love only you. I only want to spoon you!! I swear! And I've been known as a bj girl for some time. Just new to you. I love the control of guys with my mouth... :). -bjg!!
True... So sad but so true.
Haha yes because after I watch my various
Pornos I like to look up lava, makes total sence.
Yep. Good stuff. So where's our Dutch friend?
I'm serious about my tongue ring...
Omg how can I stay mad at THAT!!!
(jumped at that chance, huh?)
That's better 4:32! Good! Making me proud!
How old are you bjg?
No, she drinks grey goose. So, close.
Yea Clyde. I agree. I thought tfln would be free from this kind of hate. So sad. Stop the hate crimes!!!
You're period blood.
Don't leave 4:14!!!!! My mom is making rice krispie treats and tang!!!
Good point. Because all we know is what the great qt tells is. That and our junior high teachers. Want some more tang honey?
No, They are back! The Nazis! -c
why are people saying bad night? Enjoy the kinkiness bitch. Maybe not the lava though.
What?!?! He is not you're boyfriend!!!!!! He is mine!!!! How dare you?! We have built a deep relationship over the past 20 minutes or so! I don't share!!! -bjg
Okay okay it was worth a shot. I am exclusive with bjg. Our 20 minutes have been deep and meaningful.