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  • Look, you're doing it all wrong. There can't be a paper trail or its not worth the risk. Also, you can't use sexual favors to get a better grade once its already time for the final. Universities keep track of when grades change so you have to be more proactive. I'd suggest propositioning your professor/t.a./whoever is in charge of enough of your grade to make a difference and tell them exactly what you want to do. Suggest they videotape it as collateral so you don't report them. You cou

    Submitted by YourCalcTA on May 5, 11 at 10:23am
    • ld just study too. Whore.

      Submitted by YourCalcTA on May 5, 11 at 10:29am
      • Thank you for explaining the finer points of fucking your professor for extra credit. I was fuzzy on a few details.

        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 5, 11 at 11:30am
  • If you're willing to fuck people to get on in life, why waste time studying? Just find some rich dude/ette and get on with it.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 5, 11 at 6:11pm
  • Or "Will do anal for an A. "

    Submitted by haliganbar on May 6, 11 at 4:11pm
  • Not much different between a 40 and a 50 though

    Submitted by TheRook on May 5, 11 at 9:58am
  • First.

    Submitted by Wabasabi on May 5, 11 at 9:57am