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  • Submitted by YourCalcTA on May 5, 11 at 10:23am

    Look, you're doing it all wrong. There can't be a paper trail or its not worth the risk. Also, you can't use sexual favors to get a better grade once its already time for the final. Universities keep track of when grades change so you have to be more proactive. I'd suggest propositioning your professor/t.a./whoever is in charge of enough of your grade to make a difference and tell them exactly what you want to do. Suggest they videotape it as collateral so you don't report them. You cou

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      Submitted by YourCalcTA on May 5, 11 at 10:29am

      ld just study too. Whore.

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        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 5, 11 at 11:30am

        Thank you for explaining the finer points of fucking your professor for extra credit. I was fuzzy on a few details.

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 5, 11 at 6:11pm

    If you're willing to fuck people to get on in life, why waste time studying? Just find some rich dude/ette and get on with it.

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    Submitted by TheRook on May 5, 11 at 9:58am

    Not much different between a 40 and a 50 though

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    Submitted by haliganbar on May 6, 11 at 4:11pm

    Or "Will do anal for an A. "

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    Submitted by Wabasabi on May 5, 11 at 9:57am

    First.