Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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