Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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That is one of the funniest things I've ever read, regardless of the visual now running through my head.
Alright, I'm the one who sent this and I'll clear it up. I was really high and trimming, and my girlfriend left her straightener at my house, so my high logic was that it would be easier to trim them if they were straight. So I tried it out, and sent my friend this text when I got the result. My pubes were not all that long (still very long though), but it's called high-perbole.
Do all the girls that will give you blowjobs in the future and shave, or at least trim them.
There so much better straightened and cut short aren't they
....dirty.... seems like thats a bad place for a hot object...
I hope you didn't use your girlfriend's flat iron... :/
714, I'm a girl and I've the pub-scaping for guys you describe. I must say I've never been so turned off in my life. Clean shaved girls: fine. Clean shaved guys: horrific. Just keep it trimmed.
i think its just sad u would let urself get like that. its called hygiene NOONES pubes should be that long. end of story
aww there goes a childhood memory...
How long do your pubes have to be in or to be able to straighten them? That seems very odd and unrealistic.
Another weirdo from suck diego
Haha, Gonzo. I wonder who would win if he and Maxie got in a fight?
I shave my pubes and my balls and girls love it. It's way less gross when I get cum all over the place too, without all the hair around.
i hope you TOLD your gf you used her straightener on your pubes! i would KILL my husband if he did that!!!
and am i the only one who wishes more TFLN posts had follow-ups from the authors? just sayin...
You like cheese, bud?
better than fucking Yoko I guess...maybe the beatles would have stayed together
7:24 What's wrong with a clean shaven guy? I like hairless men. Penises are just kind of horrific looking to begin with. So are vaginas for that matter. Genitals are ugly with or without pubes.
Too funny... Even if it's fake!!
That's fucking ridiculous.
Why the fuck would you straighten your pubes?
that's a dangerous place to be using something that could burn you...especially while high. I would think there's a good chance you would burn yourself.
Made me laugh out loud and gave me an idea of how to torture my hubby even more, I need a visual :)
John Lennon as in the guy from the Beatles....
uhhh, no you didn't - and no it doesn't
lol, that's funny (and hope it's just a joke- assuming it is).
btw, I don't agree with 7:24. shaved is hot. so much easier to run the tongue along without getting it coated in fuzz.
That's wrong man... Manscape
how is that not a good night people?! That's effing hilarious!!!
I agree. The entirety of the situation is hilarious, flatiron or not. I would think a flat iron would work best.
Trim, please. Nobody needs to have pubes that long.
If your pubes are long enough to straighten that's just gross. If you have that much time on your hands then fucking shave. This isn't funny or real. It's just fucking weird.
you COOOOULD say Ringo Starr and let it be done.
This is even funnier because I'm listening to rocky raccoon right now. Off the white album. LOL
Thats fucking fantastic.
6:52... The "i hate John Lennon" guy was kidding. Lighten up.
my bf shaved his dick and it looked hella funny
Wow. Your my idol. All you need is a pair of cock glasses.
6:46 is the funniest fuckin thing I've read on this site
its not every day someone admits to utter homosexuality on here
WOA! coach Gonzo?? HAHAHAHA. i love poway
I'm guessing you're whipped....
Fucking nasty. You need to shave, my non-friend.
Noones? No one is two seperate words. I do agree with you though.
Your mother Is straightening mine by licking them and them gargling with my cum.