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  • That is one of the funniest things I've ever read, regardless of the visual now running through my head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Alright, I'm the one who sent this and I'll clear it up. I was really high and trimming, and my girlfriend left her straightener at my house, so my high logic was that it would be easier to trim them if they were straight. So I tried it out, and sent my friend this text when I got the result. My pubes were not all that long (still very long though), but it's called high-perbole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Do all the girls that will give you blowjobs in the future and shave, or at least trim them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:53pm
  • I hope you didn't use your girlfriend's flat iron... :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:57pm
  • There so much better straightened and cut short aren't they

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:50pm
  • i think its just sad u would let urself get like that. its called hygiene NOONES pubes should be that long. end of story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm
  • 714, I'm a girl and I've the pub-scaping for guys you describe. I must say I've never been so turned off in my life. Clean shaved girls: fine. Clean shaved guys: horrific. Just keep it trimmed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:24pm
  • ....dirty.... seems like thats a bad place for a hot object...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Another weirdo from suck diego

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:04am
  • I shave my pubes and my balls and girls love it. It's way less gross when I get cum all over the place too, without all the hair around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:14pm
  • aww there goes a childhood memory...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Haha, Gonzo. I wonder who would win if he and Maxie got in a fight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:03am
  • How long do your pubes have to be in or to be able to straighten them? That seems very odd and unrealistic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:00pm
  • better than fucking Yoko I guess...maybe the beatles would have stayed together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:34pm
  • i hope you TOLD your gf you used her straightener on your pubes! i would KILL my husband if he did that!!! and am i the only one who wishes more TFLN posts had follow-ups from the authors? just sayin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:37am
  • You like cheese, bud?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:13am
  • 7:24 What's wrong with a clean shaven guy? I like hairless men. Penises are just kind of horrific looking to begin with. So are vaginas for that matter. Genitals are ugly with or without pubes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Too funny... Even if it's fake!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:09pm
  • how is that not a good night people?! That's effing hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:02pm
    • I agree. The entirety of the situation is hilarious, flatiron or not. I would think a flat iron would work best.

      Submitted by eyeofnewt on Sep 26, 10 at 10:43pm
  • that's a dangerous place to be using something that could burn you...especially while high. I would think there's a good chance you would burn yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Made me laugh out loud and gave me an idea of how to torture my hubby even more, I need a visual :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:08pm
  • If your pubes are long enough to straighten that's just gross. If you have that much time on your hands then fucking shave. This isn't funny or real. It's just fucking weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:57pm
  • lol, that's funny (and hope it's just a joke- assuming it is). btw, I don't agree with 7:24. shaved is hot. so much easier to run the tongue along without getting it coated in fuzz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:08pm
  • That's wrong man... Manscape

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:17pm
  • uhhh, no you didn't - and no it doesn't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Why the fuck would you straighten your pubes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:42pm
  • you COOOOULD say Ringo Starr and let it be done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:15pm
  • John Lennon as in the guy from the Beatles....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Trim, please. Nobody needs to have pubes that long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:07pm
  • That's fucking ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Absolutely hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Thats fucking fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:37pm
  • 6:52... The "i hate John Lennon" guy was kidding. Lighten up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:02pm
  • my bf shaved his dick and it looked hella funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm
  • This is even funnier because I'm listening to rocky raccoon right now. Off the white album. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:13am
  • 6:46 is the funniest fuckin thing I've read on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm
  • WOA! coach Gonzo?? HAHAHAHA. i love poway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:46am
  • Wow. Your my idol. All you need is a pair of cock glasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:01pm
  • its not every day someone admits to utter homosexuality on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:44pm
  • I'm guessing you're whipped....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Fucking nasty. You need to shave, my non-friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Noones? No one is two seperate words. I do agree with you though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Your mother Is straightening mine by licking them and them gargling with my cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:45pm
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