So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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I hope you don't get chosen for a transplant.
and the only 26 years of your life..
Yeah definitely Jack's fault. Oh! And probably Bush's fault, too.
Dude, you have to be *famous* before they let you join the "27 Club." Try working on the "famous" part for a bit, OK? And meanwhile, get to a 12-step meeting.
I got told I have the liver of a 60 year old alcoholic because of the ibuprofen that I was told to take
Jack is nasty shit anyway. Drink something you can enjoy fucking yourself up with.
Fail for the WIN
You were drinking Jack since you were born? Doubt it.
Don't they have meetings for this kind of thing?
he can't help but go all yellow from the jaundice when his liver shuts down!
Maybe Jack is his father and the liver problems are hereditary. geeze guys, hop on the assumption train.
Y'all need to shut the f uck up
Sounds totally awesome
Don't go all yellow on us. Keep drinking!