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  • Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 13, 12 at 2:26pm

    I hope you don't get chosen for a transplant.

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    Submitted by tlovell on Jan 13, 12 at 4:34pm

    and the only 26 years of your life..

  • 56 57
    Submitted by dadx2 on Jan 13, 12 at 2:52pm

    Yeah definitely Jack's fault. Oh! And probably Bush's fault, too.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 14, 12 at 4:18am

    Dude, you have to be *famous* before they let you join the "27 Club." Try working on the "famous" part for a bit, OK? And meanwhile, get to a 12-step meeting.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jan 14, 12 at 1:46am

    Jack is nasty shit anyway. Drink something you can enjoy fucking yourself up with.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on Jan 14, 12 at 12:24am

    I got told I have the liver of a 60 year old alcoholic because of the ibuprofen that I was told to take

  • 47 46
    Submitted by amitch17 on Jan 14, 12 at 11:22am

    You were drinking Jack since you were born? Doubt it.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Thard on Jan 13, 12 at 3:03pm

    Fail for the WIN

  • 45 55
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 14, 12 at 11:20am

    Don't they have meetings for this kind of thing?

  • 43 51
    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on Jan 14, 12 at 12:26am

    I'm 20

  • 49 68
    Submitted by MrNoozy on Jan 13, 12 at 8:35pm

    he can't help but go all yellow from the jaundice when his liver shuts down!

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Nickly on Jan 13, 12 at 4:59pm

    Don't go all yellow on us. Keep drinking!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 13, 12 at 2:40pm

    Sounds totally awesome

  • 33 54
    Submitted by awesomeian on Jan 14, 12 at 8:36am

    Y'all need to shut the f uck up

  • 26 51
    Submitted by courtchronic on Jun 20, 12 at 5:30pm

    Maybe Jack is his father and the liver problems are hereditary. geeze guys, hop on the assumption train.

  • 38 85
    Submitted by PenisVagina on Jan 13, 12 at 2:22pm

    First