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  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:15pm

    lol that is really creepy. why doesnt he jsut masturbate to him/her rather than asking?? odd. lol and who beats off while listening to chriatian music??

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:13pm

    2:16 - hilarious. I've heard a good number of music jokes as a music major, but your "tecum" pun is definitely the best. PS Bonus points if you were listening had sequentia's aptly titled "Canticles of Ecstasy" album.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:33pm

    5:27, I am a Roman Catholic, and I just wanna thank you! I totally agree with 7:19, too. There really should be more like you.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:36pm

    and less like not only 1:44, but 8:03, might i add.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:52pm

    11:48 Just send me a pic of you and I will

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:03am

    1:59 so i think there is a great party going on everywhere you cant see and if you blow coyotes dick you will get there after death. Prove i am wrong. You cant? Then its true? Dumb jesus lover

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:37am

    nothing says romance like telling the other that you masturbate to the thought of them :)

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:56pm

    Asking is weird....just do it!

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:59am

    1:44, why put the name Jesus in quotes? There's no question as to whether or not Jesus lived, it's just what people believe about him that varies. Also, does science prove that the afterlife doesn't exist? There's no such thing as a universal negative. Science can't prove that there's not an afterlife, but it can't prove that there's not one.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:58pm

    i think jesus is really hot i jerk off to him all the time

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:19pm

    5:27 - The world needs more atheists like you and less like 1:44. Just sayin'.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:56pm

    1:44, whats wrong with hope for something more, worst case scenerio is that youre right. I do go around pushing beliefs on others but youre trying to do the exact same thing that you hate other people doing. Stop being a tool and a hypocrite...senor deuche

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:16pm

    I once received head from a friend while we were listening to Hildegard von Bingen's "O Ierusalem"... Climaxing in her mouth to medieval chant was like being touched by angels for but 5 seconds... Ave Maria, gratia plena Dominus te*CUM*!

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:07am

    cocaine-addiciton-solution.├Ârg fix the "o"

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:39am

    Aww that's actually really cute. In a weird way.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:16pm

    this is just a convoluted way of asking for phone and or text sex.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:08pm

    216 I think I'd like to try that for sureee wit u = ]

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:17pm

    Christian music and masturbation is an oddly appropriate juxtaposition.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:55pm

    1:44 I feel sorry for you..

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:44pm

    psst! It's not like the hope is exclusive. You can have it too. :)

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:23pm

    I was asked to masturbate it was cute in a weird way

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:27pm

    I'm an atheist, and I'm embarrassed by 1:44. Stay classy 2:16! You just made my afternoon. Haha.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:16(1): well played sir. Watch out that God doesnt smite you a little later today

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:15pm

    1:44 take your ignorant hate elsewhere

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:46am

    the scary thing is that i have to share an area code with this person.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:36am

    Oh, the irony. Hahaha

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:42pm

    i feel really bad about laughing at 2:16. but i did anyway.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Hesparian on Jul 14, 10 at 1:32am

    God doesn't exist.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:39pm

    Of course Christians have hope for their lives.. they're ignorant and believe "jesus" will protect them and bring them to "god in heaven" when they die. Too bad they're stupid and when you die all that happens is you decay into the earth. FUCK CHRISTIANS, go study science you fuck-tards. You're an idiot, being religious does not automatically mean you don't study science. Having hope does not equal ignorance, however your entire post does. Smooth.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:18pm

    What was your answer?

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:17pm

    wow 144 sounds like u have some issues. tell u what, why dont u cock that gun thats in ur mouth right now and fucking shoot urself. or go ahead and jump off that ledge. cause u sound like ur fuckin depressed and emo as fuck and ur prolly on the verge of suicide anyway so why dont u go ahead and jus kill urself. everyone will be happier. prick.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:04pm

    i have a jesus blow up doll

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:14pm

    why would you need to ask? just do it :p

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:22pm

    9:26 you need to get laid homie

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:48pm

    9:26 thank you! 1:44, you are seriously pushing your own beliefs in the same way you accuse Christians of pushing their faiths. Realize that we just want to love God and don't need to prove it to you or other non-believers. Let us love our God and we'll let you continue in your ignorant, hell-bound ways.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:12pm

    wow u ppl are weird lol

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:48am

    I second 10:39. I want to be asked to be masturbated to!

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:48am

    lol.....saying what many think.....this is great!

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:30pm

    tell her at 'ijustwanttotellyou.C0M'

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:44pm

    Of course Christians have hope for their lives.. they're ignorant and believe "jesus" will protect them and bring them to "god in heaven" when they die. Too bad they're stupid and when you die all that happens is you decay into the earth. FUCK CHRISTIANS, go study science you fuck-tards.

  • 32 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:09pm

    awesome. i will never feel awkward again.