Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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