I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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Drink 32 ounzes of 90 proof whiskey and you'll be feelin good as new.
i take it that you dont know that alcohol actually lowers your body temperature
I take it that you've never had whiskey
You could just make it No Shave Novembeard. It'd be cheaper AND keep you warm!
Get a girl; create body heat...
Not if you live by Purdue it's been in the 70s all week :)
Many guys take in a girl with meat of her body for the summer just to keep warm.
Alcohol makes you colder dumbass. You only think it makes you warmer.
That would be why it's "no shave November" as well. A little fur goes a long way.