you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know]. Enough to break the ice. Hi. My name is....
I worked with a guy who used that on me before he found out I was in a relationship. I thought it was cute.
What's wrong 9:11/9:26? Too cool to have a little fun and post a chessy pick up line? (I doubt that's the case since you're online being a little bitch on a saturday night) Or are you just not clever enough to think one up? They're funny, so quit being such a little bitch and shut the fuck up. Props 8:16, way to make something creative out of nothing.
BAHAHAHAHA. to 10:30.
I like pina coladas...and getting caught in the rain
my favorite pickup line: "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Okay that makes two idiots...
Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
"Do you have any black in you?....Would you like to?" Yup, someone used that on me once. Was so shocked i stood around long enought to give him my name.
so I'm still trying to figure out if this is one of those "oh, you WOULD have pina colada saliva," of if this was one of those hypothetical "oh, and you would have pina colada saliva" things.
i'm guessing some of the classy massena skanks that still say 'you would' and think drinking is a social life.
Wanna do some math: let's add me to your bedroom. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs. And multiply. I'm a math nerd so it makes me smile
Since cheesy pickup lines seldom work, "Hi, wanna fuck?" is probably just as effective on anybody who would go for a line.
"Screw me if im wrong, but haven't we met before?"
After what? Blowing a pineapple? ;-)
Fuck this text, it's not even funny. Let's ignore it and post funny pick up lines. Funny, stupid, good whatever you got. I'll start.
We're just flesh and bone baby. So let's strip down to the flesh and let's bone.
10:09.... took the bait... idiot
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
okay 8:16 you're an idiot.....
Making love....out of nothing at all.
4:20 you gotta open with "Nice shoes.... Wanna fuck?" My fave for cheesiness/ potential to utterly fail is "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"