The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Randomize
