Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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