Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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