i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
