No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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You shouldve injected her with your very own "insulin"
Fail. If you're in diabetic shock (hypoglycaemia) you need sugar not insulin.
Okay seriously zachneed, nobody cares how\nMany times you post and what number they were. I'm pretty sure almost everyone out there is tired of the whole first thing, at least I know I am. I come on the site to read funny texts and even funnier responses. Stop being a waste of space. Noone cares.
Oh even I can't keep myself from feeding this troll. Hes too good.
So are you saying that te level of intoxication required for her to go home with you was so high that it sent her into diabetic shock? You should definitely be bragging about your sexual prowess...
Try fucking your girl into an asthma attack. That was an odd night.
Could be worse...could've been fucking her face when she had the attack...or would that be better...
Last time I boned her she had crones... Something is amiss. Fired!
Not swallowing could literally have killed her, take note girls..
I'm pretty sure Rick Scott hasn't boned anyone... He is fired!
Probably was the booze smart ass.
Entirely possible. I've had my blood sugar go low (hypoglycaemia) while having sex. Sex is just like any heavy exercise; it uses up sugar.
Fake. It's from Tucker Max's new book.
Oh hey Tucker Max..