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  • You shouldve injected her with your very own "insulin"

    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 10:23am
  • Okay seriously zachneed, nobody cares how\nMany times you post and what number they were. I'm pretty sure almost everyone out there is tired of the whole first thing, at least I know I am. I come on the site to read funny texts and even funnier responses. Stop being a waste of space. Noone cares.

    Submitted by kaymg on Dec 1, 10 at 10:27am
    • Oh even I can't keep myself from feeding this troll. Hes too good.

      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 1, 10 at 11:54am
  • Try fucking your girl into an asthma attack. That was an odd night.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 1, 10 at 3:34pm
    • Could be worse...could've been fucking her face when she had the attack...or would that be better...

      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 2, 10 at 12:29am
  • So are you saying that te level of intoxication required for her to go home with you was so high that it sent her into diabetic shock? You should definitely be bragging about your sexual prowess...

    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 1, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Last time I boned her she had crones... Something is amiss. Fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 1, 10 at 11:28am
  • Not swallowing could literally have killed her, take note girls..

    Submitted by ojg15 on Dec 1, 10 at 11:29am
  • I'm pretty sure Rick Scott hasn't boned anyone... He is fired!

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Dec 1, 10 at 6:30pm
  • Third.

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:22am
  • Probably was the booze smart ass.

    Submitted by somethingawful on Dec 1, 10 at 11:33am
  • Entirely possible. I've had my blood sugar go low (hypoglycaemia) while having sex. Sex is just like any heavy exercise; it uses up sugar.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 3, 10 at 9:18am
  • Fourth

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:23am
  • Fake. It's from Tucker Max's new book.

    Submitted by aguirrem2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Oh hey Tucker Max..

    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Dec 2, 10 at 5:44pm
  • Second

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:21am
  • First.

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:19am