it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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