at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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