There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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