I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We're too hungover to prance.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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