Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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what kind of whiskey? Cuz that makes a difference . . . if you drink good whiskey you are a gentleman regardless bad whiskey and you are a poor drink bastard
They should just call this site "Trolls from last night" it's seriously getting dumber and dumber by the minute.
Your all hipster whiners. I dream of mass suicide to an overly power bright eyes or animal collective song.
7:18 Honestly, that has actually been tempting...
I agree...the OP should kill himself and leave us the fuck alone
"have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey, on the fourth of July, whistling the national anthem?"
"ahh! What the he-- "
I'm better than all of you?
ya i think thats true, my friend. (ps-you guys who are all jumping to post first are... SAD)
Are you my brother? I swear he just told me the same shit on the phone!!
Nash you have a ways to go yet. Drinking whiskey alone is probably one of my all time favorite activities
Ya Sarre needs to kill himself
Junkyard I love you please sex me
Hey sexy vampire bitches
Na dude, you're just learning the CORRECT way to deal with the parents.
Strolling or stumbling?
Haha, only reason I say first is just for fun. And to see how many people bitch about it. =P
So, that's one so far.
The point of no return is between your second and third eight ball and third bottle of whiskey
i'm from the 614, and this sounds like 12 people i know. i'm not surprised....
you should kill yourself man
Yeah, I have my own basement to be stuck in, but it sucks even worse. I think I'm driving myself quietly mad...
U suck dick, Texan.
Got drunk to do hw...we should prolly hang out.
Well, yes, that sounds bad. But on the bright side, you weren't beating it to furry porn...right?
I think ur my soul mate! Losers turn me on!
^ Better quietly than loudly driving the rest of us there
uh..... i mean hell no...
You'll see many points of no return in life... just make sure to wave at them as they go by.
7:10 is 100% right lol
And ya fuck off "sarre".... You're not a rebel, you're just super annoying
My ass itches, should I masturbate? (male)
Somtimes me and my gf drink whisky befor we hav secs we lik Jack Danyells bcuz it is our fayvrit to drink bcuz it is good then we hav secs and when we finnish drinkin the whisky my gf puts the botle up her pussy and it is so sexsy bcuz then she lics the botle and I'm lik babie that is so hot
I have a vagina, it's wet and waiting for your raging cok
i enjoy furrys in my butt ocks
Yeah. U were gone just from the parents basement. Get a job n enough money to day drink in your own place. Then we can respect u
11:41 you sound like a drunken idiot. Stop drinking.
(and in case you didn't know, SAR-RE means sarcastic rebel. Since all you think you're so cool being rebels, I'm a rebel of the rebels.)
Sarre is a douchebag tool who should ne murdered in his sleep
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
My names not Mikey
I think yur thinkin of yur bf and not of me but I hop things get betur for you soon bcuz my gf is sexsy
Practice? We're talking bout practice?!
Texas is oklahoma pants!
1:07 NCIS reference FTW!
Been there. Done that.
You can always return. Cmon son!
don't bring Gibbs into this!
This text is funny...in America.
1152 Please go kill yourself.
oh you could be like Gibbs on NCIS, and build yourself a boat :D
Srsly wat the FUK mikey!! Y the hell wold u tell the hole fucking world bout r sex lif!!! Were thru period omfg.
And just so wverybody nos i lyked the botle wayyyyy betr than ur skinny ass cock
I am a Scotsman and if you were drinking scotch you would have had more points in my book sir.
This is awesome!!!!