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  • 54 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:01am

    Your all hipster whiners. I dream of mass suicide to an overly power bright eyes or animal collective song.

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:30pm

    what kind of whiskey? Cuz that makes a difference . . . if you drink good whiskey you are a gentleman regardless bad whiskey and you are a poor drink bastard

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:09pm

    ya i think thats true, my friend. (ps-you guys who are all jumping to post first are... SAD)

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:24am

    Well... I'm better than all of you?

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:43am

    They should just call this site "Trolls from last night" it's seriously getting dumber and dumber by the minute.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:09am

    Nash you have a ways to go yet. Drinking whiskey alone is probably one of my all time favorite activities

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:11pm

    Yeah, I have my own basement to be stuck in, but it sucks even worse. I think I'm driving myself quietly mad...

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:25am

    Sarre is a douchebag tool who should ne murdered in his sleep

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:01pm

    I have a vagina, it's wet and waiting for your raging cok

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:01pm

    My ass itches, should I masturbate? (male)

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:19pm

    "have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey, on the fourth of July, whistling the national anthem?" "ahh! What the he-- "

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:50pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:54pm

    Well, yes, that sounds bad. But on the bright side, you weren't beating it to furry porn...right?

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:18pm

    you should kill yourself man

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:33pm

    I agree...the OP should kill himself and leave us the fuck alone

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:32pm

    Practice? We're talking bout practice?!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:15pm

    ^ Better quietly than loudly driving the rest of us there

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:00pm

    Got drunk to do hw...we should prolly hang out.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:14pm

    Junkyard I love you please sex me

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:19pm

    U suck dick, Texan. -not Texan

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:41pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:09pm

    Na dude, you're just learning the CORRECT way to deal with the parents.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:51pm

    11:41 you sound like a drunken idiot. Stop drinking. -Sarre (and in case you didn't know, SAR-RE means sarcastic rebel. Since all you think you're so cool being rebels, I'm a rebel of the rebels.)

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:06pm

    Are you my brother? I swear he just told me the same shit on the phone!!

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:23pm

    i enjoy furrys in my butt ocks

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:25pm

    7:10 is 100% right lol And ya fuck off "sarre".... You're not a rebel, you're just super annoying

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:01pm

    Yeah. U were gone just from the parents basement. Get a job n enough money to day drink in your own place. Then we can respect u

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:58pm

    11:50 My names not Mikey I think yur thinkin of yur bf and not of me but I hop things get betur for you soon bcuz my gf is sexsy

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:59pm

    I think ur my soul mate! Losers turn me on!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:19pm

    This is awesome!!!! -Texan

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:05pm

    uh..... i mean hell no...

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:42pm

    Hey sexy vampire bitches

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:53am

    I am a Scotsman and if you were drinking scotch you would have had more points in my book sir.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:41pm

    Somtimes me and my gf drink whisky befor we hav secs we lik Jack Danyells bcuz it is our fayvrit to drink bcuz it is good then we hav secs and when we finnish drinkin the whisky my gf puts the botle up her pussy and it is so sexsy bcuz then she lics the botle and I'm lik babie that is so hot

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:45pm

    Ya Sarre needs to kill himself

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:42pm

    Strolling or stumbling?

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:10am

    The point of no return is between your second and third eight ball and third bottle of whiskey

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:50pm

    Srsly wat the FUK mikey!! Y the hell wold u tell the hole fucking world bout r sex lif!!! Were thru period omfg. And just so wverybody nos i lyked the botle wayyyyy betr than ur skinny ass cock

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:29am

    1:07 NCIS reference FTW!

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:29pm

    Haha, only reason I say first is just for fun. And to see how many people bitch about it. =P So, that's one so far.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:26pm

    Been there. Done that.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:41am

    1152 Please go kill yourself.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:55am

    You'll see many points of no return in life... just make sure to wave at them as they go by.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:01pm

    You can always return. Cmon son! - ocho

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:15am

    Texas is oklahoma pants!

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:07am

    oh you could be like Gibbs on NCIS, and build yourself a boat :D

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:18pm

    i'm from the 614, and this sounds like 12 people i know. i'm not surprised....

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:38pm

    7:18 Honestly, that has actually been tempting...

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:12am

    don't bring Gibbs into this!