Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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what kind of whiskey? Cuz that makes a difference . . . if you drink good whiskey you are a gentleman regardless bad whiskey and you are a poor drink bastard
They should just call this site "Trolls from last night" it's seriously getting dumber and dumber by the minute.
7:18 Honestly, that has actually been tempting...
Your all hipster whiners. I dream of mass suicide to an overly power bright eyes or animal collective song.
I agree...the OP should kill himself and leave us the fuck alone
ya i think thats true, my friend. (ps-you guys who are all jumping to post first are... SAD)
I'm better than all of you?
"have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey, on the fourth of July, whistling the national anthem?"
"ahh! What the he-- "
Nash you have a ways to go yet. Drinking whiskey alone is probably one of my all time favorite activities
Are you my brother? I swear he just told me the same shit on the phone!!
Junkyard I love you please sex me
Ya Sarre needs to kill himself
Na dude, you're just learning the CORRECT way to deal with the parents.
i'm from the 614, and this sounds like 12 people i know. i'm not surprised....
Got drunk to do hw...we should prolly hang out.
Hey sexy vampire bitches
Strolling or stumbling?
The point of no return is between your second and third eight ball and third bottle of whiskey
Well, yes, that sounds bad. But on the bright side, you weren't beating it to furry porn...right?
Yeah, I have my own basement to be stuck in, but it sucks even worse. I think I'm driving myself quietly mad...
Haha, only reason I say first is just for fun. And to see how many people bitch about it. =P
So, that's one so far.
I think ur my soul mate! Losers turn me on!
U suck dick, Texan.
i enjoy furrys in my butt ocks
you should kill yourself man
You'll see many points of no return in life... just make sure to wave at them as they go by.
^ Better quietly than loudly driving the rest of us there
7:10 is 100% right lol
And ya fuck off "sarre".... You're not a rebel, you're just super annoying
uh..... i mean hell no...
My ass itches, should I masturbate? (male)
Yeah. U were gone just from the parents basement. Get a job n enough money to day drink in your own place. Then we can respect u
Somtimes me and my gf drink whisky befor we hav secs we lik Jack Danyells bcuz it is our fayvrit to drink bcuz it is good then we hav secs and when we finnish drinkin the whisky my gf puts the botle up her pussy and it is so sexsy bcuz then she lics the botle and I'm lik babie that is so hot
I have a vagina, it's wet and waiting for your raging cok
11:41 you sound like a drunken idiot. Stop drinking.
(and in case you didn't know, SAR-RE means sarcastic rebel. Since all you think you're so cool being rebels, I'm a rebel of the rebels.)
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
This text is funny...in America.
Sarre is a douchebag tool who should ne murdered in his sleep
Practice? We're talking bout practice?!
Texas is oklahoma pants!
1:07 NCIS reference FTW!
1152 Please go kill yourself.
don't bring Gibbs into this!
My names not Mikey
I think yur thinkin of yur bf and not of me but I hop things get betur for you soon bcuz my gf is sexsy
Been there. Done that.
You can always return. Cmon son!
I am a Scotsman and if you were drinking scotch you would have had more points in my book sir.
Srsly wat the FUK mikey!! Y the hell wold u tell the hole fucking world bout r sex lif!!! Were thru period omfg.
And just so wverybody nos i lyked the botle wayyyyy betr than ur skinny ass cock
oh you could be like Gibbs on NCIS, and build yourself a boat :D
This is awesome!!!!