i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
