did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
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totally done that before. that's how you end up at cvs at 10:57 pm asking for plan b.
Sad thing is, Iknow a kid who did this with a newspaper bag and a rubber band, must be related
I would kick this dumb ass right out the house if he was coming at me with a plastic baggie and a rubberband...no thanks dude
hahahhahah that was great!!!!!
I'm pretty sure it would hurt my pussy.
i really hope i know who you are.
must shake hand.
Lol, this does sound retarded, but maybe the trend lately is to make (404) look more stupid than it really is?
I hope that's the case.
if macgyver made a porno...
hahah ohh my god. thats terrible. but hilarious
oh god. what day was this??
i love racist morons. grow the fuck up.
Rolls you dirty bastard
try plastic wrap next time..... in a pinch it's worked!
hahahaha this is awesome!
lmao are you kidding me? This dude should get the MacGyver Award! Sometimes you've just gotta make due with what's available!
I'm so proud to live in Atlanta with these fine citizens
Its an afroman quote
"Anybody got any condoms? Nobody got any condoms? Get me a sandwhich bag and some rubber bands"
too bad she didn't have press and seal
two words, skittles bag. doesnt work.
lol, been there done that. with surran wrap and a hair tie.
Hopefully it didn't work because she punched your dumb ass in the face and kicked you out
haha wow my friend used a meijer plastic bag one time
soooo classy hahaha
but if this shit ever happens to me, go whack yourself coz you're not gettin shit.
thats fucking awesome
i agree with you 7:13, makes me wonder about who we're living around...
if you have enough balls to have sex, you should have enough to go and buy a pack of condoms.
Not gonna lie, I used surand wrap when I was in high school once. I have no kids so apparently it worked. I just remember it was very uncomfortable.
And even funnier the bitch went for it. haha...
I remember considering this exact option when I had a girl coming over and no condoms at my parents house in high school...
Good job buddy!
Next time you should try with tin foil.
That way you can make ripples and enhance sensation for that elegant lady of yours!
what an idiot. i sure hope the girl didnt let him do that...
thank God I'm married!
haha, it doesnt matter if this is bad..
becuase its fucking funny..
You saw "Shopgirl" too eh?
Ha, maybe the rubber band would have helped him last longer :p
afroman back 2 school actually
um ok awkward but i have totally done that before....
done it.... and it was so worth it... till it broke. but no kids wooo :)
dude did you really go back to her house and not bring a condom? are you like 12?
you are truly white trash my friend....Im assuming youre white because only a white kid could be this creatively retarded.
scientists have actually researched this innovative use of plastic wrap. The holes they leave in the bag to allow for steam ventilation and general aeration to keep your sandwich from drying out are large enough for the swimmers in your jizz to wiggle their little flagella'd butts through. But hey, lucky you man.
Only in America.
I hope she didn't let you do that, though.
Makes me doubt people more and more every day, men like this.
At least he didn't go at it bare, I supposed.
Fail...this is from a movie
y not just blow ur load in her face bitches like that
that is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard. in. my. life.