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  • 71 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:18pm

    oh god. what day was this??

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:33pm

    if macgyver made a porno...

  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:50pm

    I'm pretty sure it would hurt my pussy.

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:47pm

    totally done that before. that's how you end up at cvs at 10:57 pm asking for plan b.

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:59am

    Sad thing is, Iknow a kid who did this with a newspaper bag and a rubber band, must be related

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:19am

    I would kick this dumb ass right out the house if he was coming at me with a plastic baggie and a rubberband...no thanks dude

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:27pm

    hahah ohh my god. thats terrible. but hilarious

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:59pm

    too bad she didn't have press and seal

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:07am

    i love racist morons. grow the fuck up.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:39pm

    hahahaha this is awesome!

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:53am

    lol, been there done that. with surran wrap and a hair tie.

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:22pm

    Hopefully it didn't work because she punched your dumb ass in the face and kicked you out

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:03pm

    lmao are you kidding me? This dude should get the MacGyver Award! Sometimes you've just gotta make due with what's available!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:41am

    That's hilarious. And even funnier the bitch went for it. haha...

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:13am

    Rolls you dirty bastard

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:45pm

    afroman back 2 school actually

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:06pm

    two words, skittles bag. doesnt work.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:29pm

    i really hope i know who you are. must shake hand.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 6:57am

    try plastic wrap next time..... in a pinch it's worked!

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:44pm

    Its an afroman quote "Anybody got any condoms? Nobody got any condoms? Get me a sandwhich bag and some rubber bands" Colt 45

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:16am

    Lol, this does sound retarded, but maybe the trend lately is to make (404) look more stupid than it really is? I hope that's the case.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:13am

    I'm so proud to live in Atlanta with these fine citizens

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:44pm

    um ok awkward but i have totally done that before....

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:10pm

    if you have enough balls to have sex, you should have enough to go and buy a pack of condoms.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:13am

    You saw "Shopgirl" too eh?

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:35pm

    hahahhahah that was great!!!!!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:24pm

    Not gonna lie, I used surand wrap when I was in high school once. I have no kids so apparently it worked. I just remember it was very uncomfortable.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:19am

    I remember considering this exact option when I had a girl coming over and no condoms at my parents house in high school...

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:06pm

    haha, it doesnt matter if this is bad.. becuase its fucking funny..

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:46pm

    dude did you really go back to her house and not bring a condom? are you like 12?

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:26am

    thats fucking awesome

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:20am

    haha wow my friend used a meijer plastic bag one time soooo classy hahaha but if this shit ever happens to me, go whack yourself coz you're not gettin shit.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:31pm

    thank God I'm married!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:52pm

    Only in America. I hope she didn't let you do that, though. Makes me doubt people more and more every day, men like this. At least he didn't go at it bare, I supposed.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 9:32pm

    Good job buddy! Next time you should try with tin foil. That way you can make ripples and enhance sensation for that elegant lady of yours!

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:24pm

    what an idiot. i sure hope the girl didnt let him do that...

  • 50 70
    Submitted by happyfaec on Aug 7, 10 at 1:26am

    Fail...this is from a movie

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:52am

    done it.... and it was so worth it... till it broke. but no kids wooo :)

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:21pm

    i agree with you 7:13, makes me wonder about who we're living around...

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:22pm

    you are truly white trash my friend....Im assuming youre white because only a white kid could be this creatively retarded.

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:53am

    Ha, maybe the rubber band would have helped him last longer :p

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:28pm

    scientists have actually researched this innovative use of plastic wrap. The holes they leave in the bag to allow for steam ventilation and general aeration to keep your sandwich from drying out are large enough for the swimmers in your jizz to wiggle their little flagella'd butts through. But hey, lucky you man.

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:45pm

    y not just blow ur load in her face bitches like that

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:05pm

    that is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard. in. my. life.