That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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