Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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